CHAPTER ONE
Candace Woodrow stared at the gooey, sunken mess inverting onto itself like there was a Hoover under the table. "This was supposed to be a Groom's Cake, not a pancake."
Rebecca poked at the chocolate failure. "Did you cook it long enough?"
"I thought I did," Candace said. "I lost track of time because Trifecta needed to go out."
"I've seen you with that dog." Maria wagged a finger at her. "Taking a three-legged dog for a walk is a comedy of errors." She gave an indulgent smile to Candace's shelter-rescued mutt, dozing in the front part of the shop, separated from the kitchen by a glass door. "We still love ya, Trifecta, even if you are a living tripod."
Candace laughed. The best thing about working with her friends every day was the laughter. Without them, she swore she'd have gone crazy planning her wedding.
Two years ago, the three of them had started "Gift Baskets to Die For" in the basement of Candace's Dorchester duplex. Within a year, their food-themed baskets had hit it big with the corporations in Boston, allowing them to open a storefront in a quaint building not far from Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Business had been brisk enough to pay both the rent and decent salaries for all of them.
Candace's life was settled, secure. On an even, planned keel. She was twenty-seven, three weeks from being married, and her life was chugging along on the path she'd laid out.
Everything was perfect-except the cake.
"Maybe the eggs were spoiled," Candace said. "I mean, look at this thing. It's an overgrown hockey puck."
"It's a sign." Maria nodded and her shoulder-length chestnut curls shook in emphasis. "Yep. Definitely a sign."
Rebecca shushed her. "Will you stop with that? This is Candace's wedding we're talking about. Don't make her more nervous than she already is." She took another look at the cake. "I think you just underbaked it. Besides, this was a trial run. We'll make another one before the wedding."
"What if it is a sign?" Candace threw up her hands. "Look at all that's gone wrong with my wedding. The DJ I booked had a heart attack-"
"He said the wheelchair won't stop him from spinning CDs," Rebecca pointed out.
"If he doesn't electrocute himself with the IV drip," Maria added.
"And then last week Father Kenny ran off with the church secretary."
"Who turned out to be a Daniel, not a Danielle like we all thought." Maria grabbed a raspberry thumbprint cookie from the Tupperware container on the counter and took a bite. Maria Pagliano's method of dieting involved buying the latest issues of Cosmo, Glamour, and Woman's World, picking and choosing the parts she liked from their diets of the month, then chucking the whole thing on weekends.
"Don't forget the fire at the dress shop. I still can't believe the store burned to the ground, and with your dress inside." Rebecca twisted a scrunchie around her straight brown hair, creating a jaunty ponytail. On Rebecca Hamilton, almost any hairstyle looked good. She had one of those long, delicate faces made for Cover Girl. "It was kind of heroic, though, how that cute fireman kept you from going in after it. He saved your life."
"I would have rather he saved my dress," Candace muttered. "At least I have insurance. But I still need to find another dress. I can't get that particular one anymore and even if I could, there's not enough time to order it."
"You haven't bought one yet?" Maria's jaw dropped. "But Candace, the wedding's only three weeks away."
Since Candace had said "I will" to Barry, it had been one disaster after another. If she put stock in things like signs, she'd have called off the wedding months ago. But she didn't believe in any of that. It was a string of bad luck, that's all. Marrying Barry was the right choice, she was sure of it. Candace had never made a move in her life that she hadn't thoroughly researched, planned and analyzed.
Well, except one. But that had been a long time ago. Ever since then, Candace had subscribed to the "more control is better" life mantra. That's why Barry was so perfect for her. They matched like plaid and stripes.
On her marrying Barry list, the pros had far outweighed any cons. Now if Murphy's Law would just see that, too.
Candace sighed. "Between the business and all those last-minute glitches, I haven't had time to find another dress."
Rebecca looped her arm through Candace's. "Tonight, we're going dress shopping, and then we'll get good and drunk because tomorrow is Sunday, our day off, and we don't have a single delivery due on Monday."
Of the three of them, Rebecca was the oldest by four months and thus had become the unofficial decision-maker. She was also the thinnest and the only one who came equipped with both an iron will and a Blackwell-worthy fashion sense. And, as the sole married one, the wisest when it came to matters of weddings and bridal gowns.
"Wow. An instant vacation." Maria grabbed a second cookie and finished it off in two bites. "I hope the bar is well-stocked."
Rebecca gave her a wry look. "You mean you hope the bartender is well-built."
"Yeah, that too." Maria smiled. "But if he doesn't know how to make a killer margarita, what good are looks?"
Candace laughed. She picked up the cake disaster and threw it into the trash, then dropped the springform pan in the sink to soak. The bell over the shop door jangled and a second later, an enormous backpack wrangled through the door into the kitchen.
"Grandma?"
Candace's petite grandmother twirled around, spinning the king-size bag in the kitchen with an ease that belied her age-and nearly took out the Cuisinart on the side counter. "I'm making a pit stop," Grandma Woodrow said, swiping at her brow. The bag dwarfed her, and made her seem even smaller and thinner than she was. "Lord, it's hot out there for June."
"What are you doing with that thing?"
"Hiking. What else would you need a backpack for? George is taking me hiking next month along the Appalachian Trail. I'm following the Paul Revere Trail today so I can break it in." Grandma lowered the dark green bag to the floor, slipping her arms out of the metal frame. She tugged off her Red Sox ball cap and fluffed up her short gray hair, using the toaster for a mirror.
Grandma was seventy-six but told everyone she was fifty-eight. Even Candace fell for the age lie once in a while and forgot her grandmother had been collecting social security for more than a decade. She'd inherited Grandma's blue eyes and the long blonde hair she'd had in her youth, but not Grandma's wild, adventurous personality. "When are you going to get old like other self-respecting retirees?"
Her grandmother waved her hand in dismissal. "Never. Old equals dead. Besides, I'd have to buy a rocking chair and I don't even like to rock." She grinned and gave Candace a wink. "Unless I'm rocking with George, of course."
"Stop! Too much information." Candace poured a tall glass of lemonade from the refrigerator and handed it to her grandmother, then pushed the container of cookies across the counter. Grandma scooped up three of them immediately. Candace smiled. Grandma never could resist any of the shop's baked goodies. Every evening after work, Candace brought home a few cookies and dropped them off at her grandmother's apartment before going to her own half of the duplex they shared.
Six years ago, Candace had moved in at her grandmother's suggestion, to help save money. And, Grandma Woodrow had added, to look after her because she was getting up there in years. Candace suspected it was more that Grandma, who had more energy than Carrot Top on steroids, was a bit lonely.
Candace's father, Grandma's only child, had headed for a permanent tan in Florida years earlier, making occasional seasonal visits on his way up to his summer lake cottage in Maine. Candace's mother, who seemed to be trying to break Elizabeth Taylor's husband record, was always away on one honeymoon or another.
That left just Candace and Grandma Woodrow. Truth be told, Candace liked it that way, despite Grandma's habit of offering quirky advice on everything from buying watermelon-look for one that thumps when you smack it-to kissing men-look for one that doesn't smack you when you thump him.
"So, what are you girls cooking up today?" Grandma asked.
Rebecca gestured toward the trashcan. "A groom's cake. But it refused to stay up. Maybe we should have added some Viagra to the mix."
Grandma shook half a cookie at Candace. "It's a sign."
"I just undercooked it. It's not a sign of anything." Candace recovered the cookies and put them away.
Grandma's face took on a stricken look. She actually pouted.
"Okay, only two more. We need these for orders." She peeled back the lid and held out the container. Grandma grabbed four before Candace snapped the top shut again.
"I'm an old woman," she said. "You have to indulge me."
"You're only old when it's convenient."
Grandma ignored her. "Are you sure Barry is your soul mate?"
They were retreading familiar ground. She'd be glad when the wedding was over and all of them would stop quizzing her. "Grandma, you know I don't believe in signs or soul mates or harbingers of evil. You meet a guy who doesn't have any outrageous fetishes or a criminal record, you marry him and you hope you can hang on for a few years before the lawyers start dividing the toys."
"What about romance? True love? Undying devotion?"
"That only happens in Meg Ryan movies. Not in my life."
Across the room, Maria and Rebecca were mute. As the maid and matron of honor, they supported Candace marrying Barry, but both still held this deep-seated belief in love at first sight, a statistical improbability according to the article Candace read in Newsweek last month.
Candace knew her friends didn't quite agree with her numerical analysis of her future. The other two lived life on the right side of their brains. Rebecca was happily married with a three-year-old. Maria had a new love of her life on a quarterly basis. Right now, it was David, a cute gynecologist who'd moved into Maria's condo last month and pledged his undying devotion with a pearl necklace and one-half the rent.
Candace was too levelheaded to get caught up in that wine and roses stuff. And, she was only three years from turning thirty. It was past time to give up on the Cinderella fantasy.
Besides, any woman who had mice for best friends was probably legally insane anyway.
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